Score: 10

"Awesome game. Just glitchy for me"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: May 25, 2008

***Yes recommend this to gadgets***

Still gets a ten out of ten but here are some things that happened for me (i think these only happen for me)

1. The game doesnt start loading unless I open it as a popup
2. Detatched limbs still take damage
3. If I use the rope, I cant do anything else unless I delete the last rope I placed
4. The giant nails dont come completely out of the wall. They just poke out a little from the side of the screen and a hole magically appears through the man

I have the latest flash player(I got it again just to be sure) so I dont know why this stuff happens. Still an awesome game though, It went on my favorites (There are only a couple other games on my favs and not that many movies either)

Score: 10

"Awesome game. Just one thing"

submission: Chronotron

date: May 25, 2008

Cool I beat it. Didnt use a walkthrough either. One thing I've noticed about this is that the past versions of me dont always do exactly the same thing. Like if I just barely jumped high enough to get the pause time piece, the past version of me would only get it about half the time.

This game actually makes me want to go play that Blinx the Time Cat (or whatever IT's called) game again. I think I may actually whip out my old xbox and buy that game again.

Score: 4

"Geometry Wars huh?"

submission: EvoCannon

date: May 24, 2008

I've seen Geometry Wars clones before, none of them turn out so well. Geometry Wars is designed to be as frantic and as fast paced as possible. You took that away completely by involving ammo. I would like this game at least 5 or 6 times as much as I do if you removed the requirement for ammo.

Also, I think you should make gun powerups that appear about every 40 seconds. Powerups like double, triple, and eventually quadruple shot. Then I think you should put a ton more enemies on the screen at once early in the game who are all 1-hit-kill.

I also hate games where, when you touch the side of the screen, you teleport to the other side. Just put in some walls man :P

Summary:
Take out the ammo, put in a ton of enemies, a ton of powerups, and walls on the side of the screen. Then put in a quality option and all's good :)

p.s. maybe make it a little easier to control where the player moves too.

Score: 10

"Best Flash Game Ever"

submission: Platform Racing 2

date: May 18, 2008

The map editor made this game at least 15 or 20 times as good as the first one.(and I sware I'm not exagerating.) This is the most addicting flash game I have ever played.
I see that most computers lag like crap though. Mine doesnt lag at all actually, and I've seen others with no lag too.

As I said, this is awesome. My username is pwnmastr1. About half of my levels make the top of all time bests for at least a short time. Go check em out. "Arena" is only good on multiplayer though, so gather a crowd with the chat.

Score: 6

"okay-ish but too long."

submission: The Truth Is

date: April 30, 2008

The truth is... ITS OVER 9,000!!!

Score: 8

"Dont know if its an accident"

submission: The Torture Chamber III

date: April 25, 2008

I dont know if this is on purpose but i got like 1758493021938450 pain points by typing it into the pain counter. Maybe take it off of input text? Anyway the game was pretty good. 8/10.

Score: 9

"okay"

submission: El Zacko's Bitches 2

date: April 20, 2008

okay so this is the first and last time I ever review a game like this. I was just wondering what is up with you guys liking number seven?

A: She has no boobs
B: She is kinda flabby
C: She's like what? 13?

Score: 10

"Why isnt the cloak on here?"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 19, 2008

This is really funny. I liked it about as mutch as the first. Your the guy who made "The Cloak" right? It's on youtube but not Newgrounds, its the funniest thing ever, so whats up with it not being here huh?

Score: 10

"Heh..."

submission: The Tutorial Collab '08

date: April 13, 2008

Its funny, just last night I was using the tutorial collab 06 to make a platformer. Then today I searched tutorial collab to continue working on it, and I found this. Also what happened to tutorial collab 07? Did this one just take longer than expected?

These collabs are freakin awesome by the way. One good thing is that I'll try to use other tutorials, only to find out that they dont work because the tut is for like flash 3 or some crap.

Score: 10

"LOL Stinky Beans!"

submission: Thing-Thing 4

date: April 12, 2008

I liked the stinky bean level. I liked the changes from the other thing-things. I thought the health system was awesome, and I also liked that you only had to keep up with two weapons this time. Ammo was actually a problem in this game but I like that. Someone said something about a sword to replace the lead pipe though, where is it?

I did find one glitch. When I fought the the boss with the huge blades out of his back, the soldier that was supposed to help me get ammo got stuck in the door, so I had to melee the boss to death...